and also: babies. and me having them. but not any time soon. just like…planning ahead for the crop of little Richies I need to populate the globe with. because I want to? no. for the benefit of mankind: yes. Maybe I should make shirts: “Have sex with Richard today! Not for his vanity, but for humanity. Richardland.com”
There’s a lot of windowless vans in my neighborhood, one of them slowed down next to me while I was walking home, the guy on the passenger seat looked at m and gave me a “nah” repression, apparently I’m not pedophile material.