I’m Not a T-Rex…Stay on the Bus

went outside and a squirrel was running and froze in its tracks so I wouldn’t see it as I walked toward it. recognizing the misapplication of Jurassic Park rules, I said out loud “i’m not a T-rex, stupid”… a neighbor was outside and witnessed the whole thing :/… ALSO: how to use a cell phone to get out of similar awkward situations with onlookers and tales from bus riding.