Tried to delete a gay photographer but it went wrong and I ended up dialing him by accident. Also a sign spinner guy in front of a medical marijuana clinic.

Someone watched video blogs of mine that were over 9 months old and it still bothered me that I looked so grody in them, remembering exactly the circumstances around their recording, so I said ENOUGH and vlogged about how it’s stupid to waste precious lifetimez worrying about ALWAYS looking the best you can.

Holding the brass balls that let whomever holds them to tell lies with impunity, Riley tells the true story of the time Grandpa Bush got in a fight with Brody and cut his penis off, causing a worldwide flood of electrified penis blood. Brody tells of the time everyone died except his parents and the local birds. Rowan dances (or something).

Zombies and autotune rhyming. Just like every normal family outing.

An exploratory walk in the Texas nature with my 4 nephews, cousin Raegan and her friend Brooklyn where we learn about gender manipulation, ugly people and more.

such is my great gift and curse.

Reason for “smoking pole” and the definition of what that is.

Discovering that beer is your only friend is a day we all treasure. ;