wearing a visor sideways is cool. you are right to hate that fact, but wrong to deny it.

I’m just here to help you not sound like a douchie pretentious pompous excuse making a-hole. or asshole. whatever. i couldnt decide which i liked better in this one. what do YOU think? more richardland 101′s or do you get enough of people telling you how to live your life from school, work, church and judgmental parents? no right? you need me to guide you and shame you into submission, right?… thought so. but just double check in the comments.

Don’t you hate it when people think they’re somebody? Batman is somebody. I’m kindov like Batman. all humble and stuff and leading double lives with a split personality of awesomeness. also other things…. please like me…

also: the shirt says “adorkable” btw.

Biebers heart is on the wrong side of his body and everyone knows that internal organ reversal means parallel dimension. OH SNAP, BITCH. busted…

Ever have to keep yourself from saying or doing really horrible or inappropriate stuff? like shooting yourself in the face? it happens to me all the time. lets talk about it in a video, shalt we? also you shouldn’t scam people by luring them in with something and then changing the rules. thats lame. IRK?

Well, not ALL of them. just most of the ones that don’t watch my videos (subscribers are by definition not stupid, so no worries there). I did lose my voice though due to yelling and frequent swimming with a bunch of snotty little germ pods running around my parents house in Texas. oy…

In the Texan wilderness I tell the tragic tale of how my family abandoned me for an extremely important Frisbee appointment they made and kept within 8 minutes.

http://twitter.com/awesomestguyEVR
The things you are missing on Twitter by not following me + the tragic story of the Twitpic boobs scandal by the Airplanes in the Night Sky red haired harlet. and of course Justin Bieber 1love awesomeness.

Strudel Tech & Pop Tar-Wars: They don’t make them like they used to! and when it comes to Pillsbury toaster Strudels – they dont make them like they SHOULD. damn things be too small with not enough frosting. boo! my toaster is pretty kick ass though.