the deleted scenes:

how come movies dont do the thing where a character complains about how bad a situation is by recalling how someone else convinced them to do the thing that got them in that bad situation? and also, how do frogs have sex? or seals? in fact, how does anyone have sex? what even IS sex?
are you my mother?

rainy day in the city and no traction sandles make for a slip slidin good time in another hilarious adventure from the awesomest person who ever never fell downz.

The burn at the end is a variation of an old comedic device, but its specific makeup was uttered somewhere at some time, I just don’t know when or where. I heard Dennis Miller on his radio show mention it attributing it to someone else in context of how he admired the shut-down, but I don’t remember the name. Miller delivered it much better than I did (I didn’t plan on using it before recording) and I tried to find the original but Google wasn’t helpful. I almost didn’t include it in the video because I don’t know who originally cooked up that comparison and almost assuredly have the #’s wrong (10 thousand miles away isn’t very far) but then I remembered that it’s a crappy video blog and the inclusion bookends it all pretty nicely.

kids don’t know stuff and they try to assume dominance to make themselves feel better when they’re put in their place just like bad guys in movies.