another day of weathering the storms of the many annoyances at my parents house. chocolate, late meat product delivery – where does it end?? NOTE: the thing about the grapes is real. dont feed your dog grapes or raisins unless you dont care if they experience liver failure and die.

A sobering case study in addiction via frozen yogurt while under the oppression of a mild cold. very mild. like, hardly even there. cuz… i dont get sick. ever. mmm. Pinkberry though. eff ya.

the harrowing tale of one mans mad dash to prepare fruity liquid to join in the consumption of his cereal…that has ALREADY HAD THE MILK POURN ON IT. wait, pourn? like porn? no. PORED. the milk was pored. pored like pours? wait. wtf is going on here? none of this makes any friggin sense. where am i? cereal?