My 5 year old nephew explains why he picked out these cookie cutters for their specific Thanksgiving meanings over the others. Highlights include “a bone for dog Thanksgiving” and “flowers for the table”, but you’ll know the money line when you hear it…

how come movies dont do the thing where a character complains about how bad a situation is by recalling how someone else convinced them to do the thing that got them in that bad situation? and also, how do frogs have sex? or seals? in fact, how does anyone have sex? what even IS sex?
are you my mother?

Sorry guys. there is nothing funny about this video, i know. i’ll come back next week with something more entertaining. this was just something i had to do..for myself… to move on… finally facing facts and being man enough to admit when i made a bad choice and apologize for it. i just hope that exit question: would it be mean to send this to actual ex-girlfriends?

rainy day in the city and no traction sandles make for a slip slidin good time in another hilarious adventure from the awesomest person who ever never fell downz.