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- Why does everyone keep saying I remind them of the 50 Shades of Grey guy?
- The day I sold my soul, became a loser, and generally gave up on life…
- Happy Valentines Day
- Improper Sinus Spray has turned me into a Sneezecake Factory
- I think it’s important to celebrate meaningful holidays
- Things will be keen in 2015.
- A Reminder That Replacing “Christmas” with “Holiday” is Ruining Western Civilization
- Self Grooming is Stupid. (Reason 399-B I need more servants)
- Obviously the cop in Ferguson Missouri isn’t going to be charged.
- Chillax: Charles Manson marrying some dumbass crazy girl says nothing about you being single